Some Out-Of-Office E-Mail Auto-Replies....by Dilbert! Undoubtedly the worlds best geek!
1. I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to
you if I fail to get the position. Be prepared for my mood.
2. You are receiving this automatic notification because I
am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have
received anything at all.
3. Sorry to have missed you but I am at the doctors having
my brain removed so that I may be promoted to management.
4. I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless
emails you send me until I return from vacation on 4/18. Please be
patient and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received.
5. Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been
charged $5.99 for the first ten words and $1.99 for each additional word
in your message.
6. The e-mail server is unable to verify your server
Connection and is unable to deliver this message. Please restart your
computer and try sending again. (The beauty of this is that when you
return, you can see how many in-duh-viduals did this over and over).
7. Thank you for your message, which has been added to a
queuing system. You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect
to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks.
8. Hi. I'm thinking about what you've just sent me. Please
wait by your PC for my response.
9. Hi! I'm busy negotiating the salary for my new job. Don't bother to
leave me any messages.
10. I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical
reasons. When I return, please refer to me as 'Loretta' instead
of 'Steve'.
Any takers ????
Thnx ash for this mail!
look for the best here : http://www.geek.nl/pics/dilbert-arch/
1. I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to
you if I fail to get the position. Be prepared for my mood.
2. You are receiving this automatic notification because I
am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have
received anything at all.
3. Sorry to have missed you but I am at the doctors having
my brain removed so that I may be promoted to management.
4. I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless
emails you send me until I return from vacation on 4/18. Please be
patient and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received.
5. Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been
charged $5.99 for the first ten words and $1.99 for each additional word
in your message.
6. The e-mail server is unable to verify your server
Connection and is unable to deliver this message. Please restart your
computer and try sending again. (The beauty of this is that when you
return, you can see how many in-duh-viduals did this over and over).
7. Thank you for your message, which has been added to a
queuing system. You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect
to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks.
8. Hi. I'm thinking about what you've just sent me. Please
wait by your PC for my response.
9. Hi! I'm busy negotiating the salary for my new job. Don't bother to
leave me any messages.
10. I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical
reasons. When I return, please refer to me as 'Loretta' instead
of 'Steve'.
Any takers ????
Thnx ash for this mail!
look for the best here : http://www.geek.nl/pics/dilbert-arch/
2 comments:
the 5th one is just too good!...10th too!
awesome piece of stuff!
the last one made me laugh like anything. Good that I was not sitting on a chair .. could have hurt myself.
#1 also sounds cool too
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